Time Out!
Welcome to all you Time Out New York readers who sauntered over after (or while?) reading my pal Audacia Ray's piece about me fucking her pussy with a strap-on while her best boyfriend (and ruggedly handsome dude) Bobby D did her in the bum.
It's the Porntastic Double P, man. And Dacia writes about it so well, I don't have a lot to add. Other than how awesome and normal it seemed that Dacia and I should have smoothies and bikini waxes together that afternoon, and that she and Bob D are hilarious together, like when I was blowing her bf, Dacia said, "Dude, check out her ass in the mirror."
Appropriate, right?
Also, though I packed my harness, we ended up using a Nexus double dildo instead. And that's what made me squirt and stuff. While fucking. And Bobby D rubbing my clit. So, in the interest of facilitating your naughty threesomes, I present you with a
direct link to the Babeland online store for your own Nexus or Nexus Jr. Get your (and your partner's) rocks off and strengthen your PC muscles at the same time, ladies. This dildo rules.
I don't have one yet, but if some nice person would like to bestow an early holiday gift upon me, please email me at [madeline.glass at gmail dot com] and I'll tell you how you can. Not only am I anxious to use a Nexus again with a partner, I'm totally stoked to jerk off with it solo. Nothing like putting the short end inside and stroking your own cock while stimulating your g-spot, eh?
I mean, I imagine it would be awesome.
At any rate, welcome TONY. Welcome world.
It's the Porntastic Double P, man. And Dacia writes about it so well, I don't have a lot to add. Other than how awesome and normal it seemed that Dacia and I should have smoothies and bikini waxes together that afternoon, and that she and Bob D are hilarious together, like when I was blowing her bf, Dacia said, "Dude, check out her ass in the mirror."
Appropriate, right?
Also, though I packed my harness, we ended up using a Nexus double dildo instead. And that's what made me squirt and stuff. While fucking. And Bobby D rubbing my clit. So, in the interest of facilitating your naughty threesomes, I present you with a
direct link to the Babeland online store for your own Nexus or Nexus Jr. Get your (and your partner's) rocks off and strengthen your PC muscles at the same time, ladies. This dildo rules.
I don't have one yet, but if some nice person would like to bestow an early holiday gift upon me, please email me at [madeline.glass at gmail dot com] and I'll tell you how you can. Not only am I anxious to use a Nexus again with a partner, I'm totally stoked to jerk off with it solo. Nothing like putting the short end inside and stroking your own cock while stimulating your g-spot, eh?
I mean, I imagine it would be awesome.
At any rate, welcome TONY. Welcome world.
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Girl, you are more famous now! How do I sign up for the treatment Dacia got?
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