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21 May 2005

 

t-shirt slut

I celebrated my newfound blogospheric celebrity yesterday and bought my own goddamned vibrator.

My ex is in town 'til Tuesday. He got in this morning and was an hour and a half late picking up the boys.

I was pissed and moody this afternoon when my mother called, "I'm going shopping; would you like to come?"

"No, I can't spend any money. I just bought a new vibrator and that's it til the end of the month. Besides, I'm in a bad mood. I'm going to stay home and clean."

"Oh, come on, let me take you shopping!!"

Now, how can I disappoint her? Mom knows that when boys are stupid, it's time for a little retail therapy.

And lookit what I got!



"i have two boyfriends"





14 Comments:

Blogger Jefferson said...

Your mama bought that for you?

Kudos to retail therapy.

Swear to dog, I love that.

5/22/2005  
Blogger Viviane said...

Your Mom is a great broad.

5/22/2005  
Blogger Rejected_Love said...

hi i was brought here through jefferson....'s blog

love the shirt...right now i think i need one with like...4 or 5 bfs..lol...but yes..very very nice...im suprized at how you could tell your mom that you baught a vibrator..also impressed....like jefferson said....KUDOS!

5/22/2005  
Blogger ThreeOliveMartini said...

good on you madeline.. love the t-shirt.. i couldnt tell my mom those sorts of things but I have that kind of relationship with my dad.. cool parents are so great!

5/22/2005  
Blogger Jezebelle said...

He he very cute! :)

5/22/2005  
Blogger Madeline Glass said...

I swear to Dog. I love it, too.

My mama spent way more money on wardrobe non-essentials than I did on that vibe...

and yes, she knows that if i'm not having sex, i'ma wantin' it. So no worries on letting her know about my battery operated lovers.

And it's very nice to be honest about my relationships with her.

Viviane just posted a great collection of resources about polyamory at her site. Go see! Thanks, sistah!

5/22/2005  
Blogger Viviane said...

Maddie, you are my top referrer today. Thanks! Mmmmwah!

5/22/2005  
Blogger Colton said...

Hey, her Mom didn't try to have me thrown in prison, and that's the least nice of the nice things I can say about her.

Is it any wonder, then, that Madeline is so consistently fabulous?

5/23/2005  
Anonymous marcus said...

fabulous = one of those gay words, colton. but its ok, it'll just be our little secret, between you and me. no one else needs to know, honey.

5/23/2005  
Anonymous marcus said...

now, about that tshirt... or rather, the grl in the shrt. my original comment seems to have been lost in cyberspce. natch, i was one of the first commenters on this post, as i am one of the 2 bf's... and good bfs post quickly (but cum later)
dont know about you other readers, but i get excited just looking at that HAND... and the outline of the shirt against her body. fucK- i wanna git with you again, m. i never had sex like that, you fuckin blow my mind. who knew what positions 2 mind-twisted yogis could really get into?
"thats sum'in you dont throw 'way"

5/23/2005  
Blogger Viviane said...

But seriously Marcus, do you like Brussels Sprouts? Cause Maddie, Jefferson and I do.

5/23/2005  
Blogger Madeline Glass said...

well, isn't that sweet? y'all jus' say the nicest things!

I've been thinking about boyfriends. blowjobs. and, now that you mention it, viviane, brussels sprouts and bacon.

Now if we all could just get together...jefferson can put franz on alert, marcus could come to the city, i'd fly in and you just hop on over. bring the bourbon--

i'll need it if that gay boy cums again when he's fucking my ass.

5/23/2005  
Blogger Madeline Glass said...

Oh- and Marcus?

As a wise Southern Gentleman once said,

"I'm just getting started on your mind. And on blowing you."

5/23/2005  
Blogger Carrie said...

I love that t-shirt. i want one...a man and a t-shirt that lies and says i have 2!

5/26/2005  

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