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18 January 2008

 

Site Review: Tony's Adult Cam Reviews



Several weeks ago Tony emailed me asking if I'd be interested in reviewing his webcam site, Tony's Adult Cam Reviews. Always on the lookout for fresh porn, I said I'd be happy to.

Hmmm, reviewing a review site?

Yes, as it happens.

TACR gives the novice and the seasoned cam voyeur a ton of information, from getting started as a voyeur, what to expect in a session, to how much (typically) you'll spend getting a quality lady. He'll lead the camshow virgin step by step through the process of free previews, signups and payment. He's clearly done his research (Tough job, eh, Tony?), and the comparison chart of some of the most popular sites is very useful. There's also a blog, which is nice for me, since I like to spy on people.

Tony is a sweetie and a giver. I believe he truly gets off on helping people in their quest for the ultimate camgirl. He's amassed a sizeable collection of cam sites and organized his reviews according to category and price for the discerning voyeur. There are fetish sites, straight-up live shows, and Tony's not shy about dishing exactly what's offered on each. There may be too much of a good thing, as there is so much information on the site which might be organized more efficiently, but if you're a Firefox user (and really, you should be, especially if you're surfing porn), it's manageable, if a bit cumbersome.

The one real qualm I have with webcamreports.com is language-related, and truth be told, isn't confined to this site alone. I'm not talking grammar; since Tony's first language isn't English, I don't fault him for misspellings and the like (though I am tempted to offer my mad editing skillz to the lad). No, the issue I'm talking about is the way porn sites speak to the lowest common denominator of porn connoisseur.

I have an issue with calling female entertainers "bitches." There, I said it. "Bitch" in reference to a performer is just tough for me to swallow. These ladies (and I do like the terms "lady, "girl" and even "Sheila" for you Aussies) work hard at what they do, and they do it for the most part because they enjoy it. I mean, I can call myself a bitch, or say it to my friend in a friendly, girly way, but never to someone I haven't met. "Bitch" to me is like any other sociologically categorical term (take your pick, really). If we say it to each other, it's either mean or funny. If a dude says it to or about us, it's degrading. We ladies own that word. If it's part of the play, fine, but telling your readers to "check out horny bitches sucking giant cock" just rubs me the wrong way.

Hey, my review, my opinion. And I don't think most porn is degrading to women. I <3>the porn!

By the same token, I as a reader, take umbrage at being called an "asshole" or a "dumbshit" or a "dickhead." People who pay for porn help support the industry, which is getting smarter and more mainstream all the time. Online porn isn't cheap, and I think its viewers (myself included) deserve a little respect and appreciation. In my opinion, a little tongue-in-cheek "Gentlemen, I highly recommend the ribaldry of CollegeCamSluts" gives a site that provides entry into places where ladies rub their bits and suck on really big dildos a little extra class. Yeah, I said "class."

I mean,

You know how it is when you're sitting, all glazey-eyed at your computer, drinking your Mountain Dew and pulling on a Camel and all you want to do is find a hot cam site where you can yank on yer stiffie rod while some sweet-assed cumslut bitch rubs her swollen pink snatch and tugs on her humongous titties while looking into her cam your eyes and licking her lips as your spunk just misses the keyboard?


Heh.

If you do, and you need a little help deciding which among the thousands of cam sites is the right fit for you, take a stop over at Tony's. His "Fetish Webcam Reports" link is also over there under Sex.

4 Comments:

Blogger DESIRE X said...

"Hot bitch taking big cock up the ass"

I think that's the standard--then they go downhill from there.

Thank you so much!

Her

1/18/2008  
Blogger Jocasta said...

Did you actually read his blog?

1/19/2008  
Blogger marcus said...

bitch, you can be such a dumbshit.

why can't you stop complaining like a fuckin dickhead, and just take my rod and suck it down that cum-coated throat of yours? your asshole writing skills're getting on my nerves.

2/01/2008  
Anonymous Tony (a different one) said...

For a minute I thought you were talking about my webcam reviews -- but hey, I guess it's alright for more than one person named Tony to review camsites? Right?

For the record I'm not a big fan of degrading language -- particularly for cam hosts. I mean these are people working to provide a service to the customer, and generally they are getting a pretty bad deal anyway what with studio bosses taking a cut and not treating them fairly.

That's why I'm particularly down on people sharing "private" images or recordings of private shows and will not permit this (very popular) activity in my forums.

That has lost me a lot of regulars but it really upsets some of the hosts. Ok one can, and I do, remind them that if they don't want nude images of themselves out there on the net maybe they should not be in this profession. But still, it doesn't mean guys should be posting stuff all over the net that the camgirls are presuming is private.

I got a lot of PMs and emails from camgirls working at secretfriends and so on about this, and in the end I decided that photo sharing should be banned.

That doesn't stop people posting pics of themselves for self promotion, or linking to online profile images though.

Geez, I do waffle on a bit -- I do that in my reviews too. Not that I get time to do any these days, but hey, I can try!

4/20/2008  

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